Actually, admit that you’re probably just a sexual human being who wants to do utterly normal things that sexually active adults enjoy doing but don’t necessarily admit to the knee-squeezing prudes in church.

Honestly, why do folks who’s sexuality is so distorted and repressed they can only tolerate PIV intercourse with the lights off, under the covers, till male ejaculation, and only for reproduction get off calling everything else “perverted?!?!?”  What the fuck is up with that?!?!

See also old-school industrial pornographers, who routinely market their generally boring shit as “eXXXtreme,” “filthy,” “outrageous,” “shocking,” etc.  (I swear most those guys – and they’re mostly guys – are every bit as prudish as Sara Huckabee Sanders and Rick Santorum!)