Seriously men, finger your girls right. There’s a difference between stuffing a chicken and summoning a genie. You have no idea the orgasm you can unleash in her if you hit that spot just right. 

– Your Friendly Courtesan 

Ahahah!!!  OMG yes!

Rule #5: Don’t do it like they do it in porn!!!

The goal in porn is for the motion to be captured on video, and to be visible on a 480 pixel phone screen.  The goal in porn is not to actually get the actors off.

Also?  “Summoning a genie” sounds just about right.  Or as us nerds say, “optimum ≠ maximum.”