Seriously men, finger your girls right. There’s a difference between stuffing a chicken and summoning a genie. You have no idea the orgasm you can unleash in her if you hit that spot just right.
– Your Friendly Courtesan
Ahahah!!! OMG yes!
Rule #5: Don’t do it like they do it in porn!!!
The goal in porn is for the motion to be captured on video, and to be visible on a 480 pixel phone screen. The goal in porn is not to actually get the actors off.
Also? “Summoning a genie” sounds just about right. Or as us nerds say, “optimum ≠ maximum.”