danipup:

Fun fact:  if the word ‘balls’ is in a porn caption, i am going to laugh out loud for like 2 whole minutes.

#i just saw a thing that said ‘drain my balls’ and the image was otherwise hot but i just can’t ahahah #that fucking word is so ridiculous #and there’s not a sexy substitute! #don’t even say ‘sack’ to me because i promise you i will fall of my couch and heave myself into hysterics
– danipup

(Had to include danipup’s tags.)

Yup.  Just no way to gracefully speak about our poor dangling, um, participles.