This is brilliant! And btw…..I hate cooking! ????

I can cook… But this is hilarious!

Frank: I can jump a hurdle.
Annie: I can wear a girdle.
Frank: I can knit a sweater.
Annie: I can fill it better!
Frank: I can do most anything!
Annie: Can you bake a pie?
Frank: No.
Annie: Neither can I.
– Annie Get Your Gun

I can cook anything from eggs to ostrich.  Know a gal who built her own house from timbers she felled, sawed, and dried herself too.  Doesn’t make me better than her, doesn’t make her better than me.

“Can you cook?”  “Can you build a house?”  Ahahah, yeah, fuck off either way!