unorthobak:

Ha!

dankmemeuniversity:

Ducking glass “keyboards!”  

How many times to people in the English speaking world actually mean to type “duck” anyway, vs all the times they actually wanted to type “fuck” or “dick?”

I just did a voice-to-text test on my phone and it transcribes “fuck” just fine.  So it’s not just Apple or Google being prissy.  It’s just autocorrect being incorrect.

So… what the duck, autocorrect?  Don’t be a duck.  Duck you, you limp-ducked duckwad.

No, I don’t feel better.