How the heck do you have sex without taking your clothes off? Serious question.

instructor144:

It’s not complicated. Beat her ass purple with belt or spanker. Roll her on her back and work her over with a Hitachi until she can’t cum anymore. Flop down in an armchair. Unzip. Tell her “Now crawl over here and put that pretty mouth to work.” Easy peasy.

Why assume “sex” has to mean PIV intercourse?

Can’t think of all the long makeout sessions when I was a teenager, getting hotter and hotter till she or I was on top of the other, frantically grinding her pussy against my cock through our jeans till one or both of us came.

We weren’t just fully dressed but never so much as a button undone, but anyone want to look me in the eye and tell me that wasn’t sex?