Just gonna say: There is literally no romance in Thor: Ragnarok. No romance subplots, no kissing. The closest thing to it is when Hulk sees part of a video of Black Widow and it turns him back into Bruce Banner. Besides that? Nothing. It was awesome.
False there is a clearly defined 3 seconds where its implied that Loki went down on Jeff Goldblum.
This is the only argument to this post that I will accept
However, Loki had “such dealings” with Svaðilfari that “somewhat later” Loki gave birth to a grey foal with eight legs; the horse Sleipnir, “the best horse among gods and men.”
– Wikipedia on the origin of Sleipnir
Most folks have no idea just how far Loki was willing to go to a) pull off a prank but also b) get out of being killed cold dead when busted for his often seriously evil pranks.
This includes boning a horse to keep the gods from killing him after he talks them into making a sucker bet. And then giving birth because Norse gods knew shit about birth control and I don’t think they were quite as slut-shame-y and/or transphobic in Asgard.
