the older and taller u r the more attracted i am to u

*Abraham Lincoln rises from his grave*
U got kik?

I’ll never forget touring Abraham Lincon’s house in Springfield, Illinois.  We were being shepherded through a bedroom by a cute ranger who was running the tour.  About the same time saw my face in a weird little palm-sized mirror on a wall te ranger said: “That’s Lincoln’s shaving mirror, he was extremely tall.”

And I remember muttering, like an idiot, “but I thought he was tall!”  And some else on the tour said “mister, you’re tall!”

He was only 56 when he died!