Masochism: A Poem on Irony

Ginger root and chili peppers are no match

For my cunt and ass

(To the dismay of others)

But god damn it, that mouthwash is too strong.

Well… there is that isn’t there?  “Painful but healthy” is awfully tempting for a soft Daddy with a side streak of cheerful sadism.

“You’re doing good, puppy, allllmost a minute like it says on the bottle.

“ Let’s count down those last 20 seconds, ok?”

“I know you can make it!”

…all because you know I’m going to say.. 

“Good girl!  You did it!  I’m so proud of you!”