Oh my god I feel sorry for people who work in industrial porn sometimes! Outside of porn does anybody, ever, wear mismatched hot pink outfits and gaudy-assed heels? Anybody else futilely flap their ducks against their partner’s face?

And omg does anyone else, ever, ever, ever fuck with one hand cocked on their hip like that if their livelihoods don’t depend on their audience being able to see that penetration is really happening?

Because, yeah, on the one hand you get to work with relatively attractive partners. But on the other hand there’s a damn good reason why they have to keep “fluffed” around to help the men maintain their erections.

Just say no to bad sex in porn. ????