Please may I at least ask why you shouldn’t scream in a pumpkin? ????

What? I can’t hear you!  While my ears survived rock and roll just fine they never recovered from a month when I…

  • Discovered I could play the saxophone remarkably well (who knew?) in a small room
  • Supervised a big surprise for 10 middle-school-age boys at a birthday party in a small room
  • Accidentally got my ear too close to the engine of a gas-powered leaf blower, and…
  • Screamed with my head in pumpkin in a haunted house

The kazoo-like buzzing from a torn eardrum healed well but a decade later my ears are still ringing!