Excuse me, 911, i just witnessed a murder
I’m a Daddy but since I don’t want to fuck myself I can’t call myself a DILF. If you wanted to fuck me you could call me one. (Though I too like to share terrible puns so you might not want to after all!)
Anyway, I really appreciate the non-self-referenceability the MILF/DILF acronym. If someone says it to about you it means something.