Repeat after me

jehovahhthickness:

jehovahhthickness:

jehovahhthickness:

jehovahhthickness:

Porn ain’t real life.

You can’t just shove your dick inside of somebody’s vagina.

FOREPLAY IS YOUR FRIEND!

And for some people, the more time you spend on foreplay, the better the sex session will be.

Hold up … why are y’all afraid of a little lube????

Lube is life???? Turn that coochie and booty into a slip and slide and you’ll orgasm in NO TIME ok??

Jot that down

They don’t use lube in porn because it feels wonderful but a pot of porn producers, and evidently users, think looks unsightly. But porn producers and, evidently users, don’t give a shit how their performers feel.

Rule #5: don’t do it like they do it in porn.

Mmmm, let’s make a BIG mess together, berrypie!