shapeshifting is the best super power because you can have any haircut any time you want, you can turn into a hotter version of yourself, you can turn into a dragon, you can turn into a robot, you can turn into a shambling mound of abstract shapes and sulk outside your estranged father’s house at night while chanting ominously about his sins,

This took a weird turn, but I’m still on board

This is awesome.  Don’t know about skulking around houses, but oh I’d love to be able to shapeshift my… um… anatomy!  Very big for size queens?  My size (perfectly average) for everyone else?  Dragon or tentacle shaped for Hentai fetishists and toy fans?  Thumb-sized for Littles?  And of course completely non-existent for climbing over barbed-wire fences. ????