Posts Tagged ‘oh Tumblr…’
It’s been almost a year since the corporate incels who runTumblr’s corporate owners wet their pants. Luckily they haven’t figured out that “female-presenting kisses” are even more erotic than “female-presenting nipples…”
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What Tumblr has reduced us to, as if by almost any normal measure this wasn’t even more perverted.
Woah. Goodness, isn’t that a nice round number! My thanks to all 7,000 mostly non-bot, non-spam human-beings who’ve followed me. Not bad at all considering the ridiculous apocalypse last December.
Thank you all so, so much.
The Tumblr censors have lost it. Tumblr is now the most censored media site in the entire free world. And at the same time, they still can’t seem to find all the porn that is still here.
Thank you Miss-B-Having for the inspiration. Being a pig… I couldn’t resist adding the penis reference. :))
Bwahahahahaha! SO TRUE! They censored my LIPS for God’s sake 🤣 the ones on my FACE (clarifying because….Tumblr lol)
Honestly, it’s a joke! I’m sick of the most innocent things being flagged and then my blog being flagged! GET IT TOGETHER @staff
Heh. Verizon spent, like, $1.3 billion U.S. on Tumblr, now they’re selling it for $3 million U.S. Pretty much guessing the only “algorithm” they can afford is “if the screen has any of 64,000 skin-like colors and anything that might be a curve then what the hell, filter it.” 😂
Close your eyes for a moment and let’s share a daydream, ok?
Imagine yourself in a man’s warm, well-appointed room, kneeling on the cushion you noticed in front of his chair when he brough you home. Imagine him calmly and clearly explaining what he intends to do with, for, and to you. Each time he curtly but courteously asks “do you have any questions?” and “Is that acceptable to you?”
Imagine how you might have more questions at first. Imagine as you grow comfortable simply say “yes, that’s acceptable. Imagine that the best you can manage after his final question is a weak, breathy “uh-huh!”
Imagine his strong, clean, well-tended hand reaching for you. Caressing your cheek with the backs of his fingers. Imagine him looking deep into your eyes as he brushes his thumb across your lower lip and whispers “then we’ll begin.”
Imagine his hand on your face… his fingers curled under your chin… his thumb parting your lips… and answer truthfully: has this daydream made you a little wet?
And yet Tumblr’s algorithms see nothing wrong with this photo, does it?
Funny isn’t it?
not to be nsfw but mens hands are weirdly attractive
For all Tumblr obsesses about enforcing modesty and it’s ban on “female-presenting nipples,” more of pleasure in the world is given by hands than by any of the naughty bits we occasionally get to rub together. And even during intercourse with partners a fingertip or two are usually essential for half the orgasms, aren’t they?
We have a tendency to take for granted that which is common and available. All women have one pussy, and all men have one dick… but almost all of us have two hands, don’t we?
And yet we’re never told to cover our hands lest others blush or get the wrong idea about an experienced man’s strong, sensitive hands finding your tenderest places and drawing tiny circles with his fingertips till you blush and quiver like a marionette, are we?
Heh. Always gotta feel sorry for the partners of the men (and it’s mostly men) who demanded Tumblr add nanny-net algorithms for banning women in body suits… but not men unbuttoning their shirtsleeves.
I want…
I want to reblog all the “female presenting nipples” posts everyone else gets to reblog without getting flagged!
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That is all.
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Update: I want to reblog all the “male-presenting dicks grinding against and into people with female-presenting nipples” everyone else gets to reblog without getting flagged.
That, my dears, is all!
*Yeah, that news is looking mighty “adult” there, Tumblr staffers. Good luck with the new WordPress uniforms
Ahahah.