Let’s get you out of these wet things, cinnamonbun…

Close your eyes and imagine me imagining seeing you feeling wiggly and saying “I think I need to check to see if you’re wet.

And softly, gently brushing you through your undies till there’s no question you are.

Round about and
Round about and
Round about we go
All around the table
The table in the nursery
– A.A. Milne

When you get nightmares and daddy isnt there to comfort you…

littletinkerbell:

ther34l:

When you get nightmares and daddy isnt there to comfort you, know that the magic button between your legs will help you feel better and fall back asleep with a quiet mind

And if you can’t get back to sleep when Daddy’s there?  And snuggling and cuddling won’t slow down all the thoughts that keep you awake?  An older, experienced gentleman can do some things in his sleep that some younger men might not be able to do at all, hmm?  So even if he’s verrrryyyy sleepy Daddy can rub you till you feel better instead.  And then hold you tight till morning, ok teacup?

Guys who send dick pics and beg for nudes might not get this, but she does, doesn’t she?

Guys who send dick pics and beg for nudes might not get this, but she does, doesn’t she?

Because even the most playful puppies get rambunctious and bitey…

Because even the most playful puppies get rambunctious and bitey when they feel happy and safe, don’t they, gingersnap?