goddamn-jackdanielz:

Yeah, Tinder hookups and 6:00 AM “walks of shame” are all well and good (well, except for the shame part!)  But till you’ve spent the morning making and drinking coffee together while getting to know each other a little better?  That’s paradise!

Doesn’t matter if it’s a random hookup, a casual fling, and old flame, or your life companion of many years, there’s always something new to learn about each other over coffee.

As for that “walk of shame?”  Seriously.  What’s to be ashamed of?  You got drunk and rubbed your pee-pees together?   Big deal!  That makes you different from roughly 4/5th of the rest of humanity exactly how?

But sharing coffee together this morning?  Or just tea or orange juice, or just cuddles this morning?  That right there is paradise.

I’m not going to knock those with an orgasm-denial kink.  I get the vague impression it’s sort of like leaving ice cream in the freezer because you’ll enjoy the anticipation.  But I’m never going to understand it either because for me not giving a partner orgasms feels about like not playing my guitar.  I wouldn’t know what to do with my hands! 

I’d rather have you say “please, no more!” 😂

Feeling aggressively, carnivorously hungry for you this morning, eyedrop.  Daddy needs more than a little taste of you.  Gonna be like the big bad wolf and eat you alllllll up…

Thinking of you…