Thomas: I noticed there’s a lot of online quizzes “to help you identify your sexuality.”
Joan: did you take one for funsies?
Thomas: yeah. But it was really frustrating.
Joan: why?
Thomas: because it won’t give me a straight answer!!!!
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Talyn: what happened to Thomas?!
Joan: he laughed at his own joke so hard he passed out.
Thomas sounds awesome! Assuming he’s not one already he’s got what it takes to be an awesome dad some day.
