Thomas: I noticed there’s a lot of online quizzes “to help you identify your sexuality.”

Joan: did you take one for funsies?

Thomas: yeah. But it was really frustrating.

Joan: why?

Thomas: because it won’t give me a straight answer!!!!


Talyn: what happened to Thomas?!

Joan: he laughed at his own joke so hard he passed out.
Thomas sounds awesome! Assuming he’s not one already he’s got what it takes to be an awesome dad some day.