Top 20 Impressions from Porn Reblogs

moonlightandfire:

giulia-dreamland:

1.      Jesus Christ… is she squirting or
peeing???

2.      My throat is NOT that big.

3.      If somebody held a Hitachi wand to me
for that long… I would numb out and feel ZERO.

4.      Ok… the butt jewel is pretty.

5.      Oh god… oh god… tied to a tree…. THE
ANTS MAAAAN… THE ANTSSSSS!!!!

6.      How come nobody I know wears an
Armani suit?

7.      Are all subbies supposed to be 5 foot
10 and a size 2?

8.      I love giving blow jobs… I am fine
with cum… but for god’s sake… quarts of jizz?

9.      Oooooohhhh… ropes….

10.  Did she just put THAT in THERE????

11.  Wait… did she just pour him a glass
of wine with her PUSSY??? Not gonna lie… that’s talent!

12.  Beards. Cool.

13.  Well that pussy is… um… furry… 

14.  Gargantuan dicks are not a turn-on.
They are frightening. Really really fucking terrifying.

15.  Nobody’s boobs are that big, round,
and perfect naturally. Not that mine aren’t… no… really… OK fine they aren’t. 

16.  Her entire… hand… in her butt. Holy
mother of god.

17.  Ooooohhh…. dark hair and blue eyes… can I have that girl? I’ll play nice I
swear!

18.  Do Doms other than mine ever smile???

19.  My body simply does not bend that
way.

20.  STOP BEING SO DAMN SERIOUS! SMILE! LAUGH! THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN!

????

18. Do Doms other than mine ever smile???

20. STOP BEING SO DAMN SERIOUS! SMILE! LAUGH! THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN!

Those two especially.  It’s supposed to be sex, not church!