Trying to Explain my Sexuality to my Dad
Me: Okay, so I would identify as bisexual.
Dad: And that means you would have a male partner.
Me: Yep.
Dad: Or a female partner.
Me: Yep.
Dad: And that means you’re bi.
Me: Yep.
Dad: So that means if you don’t find a partner you’re on standbi?
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Did you just
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THIS IS HOW YOU BE WHEN YOUR CHILD SAYS THEY’RE BISEXUAL!
a) 100% supportive because you’re a good father and a decent human being
b) 100% dad joke because you’re a dad!
