Very pretty porn. Nice lighting. Good framing. Attractive people. Unobstructed views of allll the naughty parts…

Which is the entire point if porn, right?

In real life we care how things feel, for our partners and ourselves! So we relax our thighs. Put our hands where they need to go. Try to get so close our entire bodies seem to merge.

Nothing wrong with doing it like they do it in porn if you’re doing it in porn!

But otherwise! Rule #5: don’t do it like they do it in porn.