What kind of asshole wants to come in somebody’s eye?
Idle question because I see too much Tumblr porn. But seriously? Some assholes seem think that’s the hottest thing ever. Meanwhile I’m not aware of very many women (and it’s almost exclusively women because it doesn’t appear to be a thing in gay porn) who think getting an eye full of…
[C]itric acid, enzymes acid phosphatase, and lipids make up 25 to 30 percent. Other components of semen include, chlorine, zinc, sodium, lactic acid, uric acid, potassium, phosphorus, magnesium, nitrogen, protein, antigens, [and] DNA [that] hurts like a motherf*cker. I mean, like really hurts.
– Bustle.com
…is ZOMG “Submissively” sexay as hayell.
Fantasize about whatever you like, kids. But keep it out of each other’s eyes.
