What would you do if you had a real penis?

gentlefemdomwoman:

This is kind of a shit-post answer, but TBH, I’ve always wanted to do a helicopter. Ya know, swing my non-erect penis around like a silly idiot, just cause I can!

If you unfollow me now, I’ll understand, LOL.

It’s ok. It was kind of a shitpost question. Hilarious answer! Sort of like if I was a woman the first thing I’d do is thry that center-of-gravity trick while leaning against the wall or try and see if I could still pee standing up.