Ahahahah!  I’ll always tip my hat to Josh Brolin as a great role model for older men.  But this?  Um… no.  

What’s particularly funny is at first I thought it was a Little Shop of Horrors Seymour fleshlight!  Which, also, just no.

But “How much does it cost?”  “Everything” is hilarious!

And for the record Thanos’ objective was utterly and ineffably moronic.  So no, just… no.

Also, since Seymour is a plant would it be bestiality?