teaztress:

Reminds me of a quote about nudity from the Seinfeld series: Ā  :)

Elaine: “The female body is a work of art. The male body is utilitarian. It’s for gettin’ around. It’s like a Jeep.”

It may not look good but oh the places it can take you…….

oldenoughtobeyourfather:

How to (not) look at dick pics

I donā€™t think itā€™s just because Iā€™m a heterosexual man Thai I donā€™t think cocks are as pretty or interesting as pussies.

I think instead itā€™s cause cocks are meant to feel good inside someone, not look good outside them?

Youā€™ve probably noticed most heterosexual women really do love cocks… love them in their hands, in their mouths, in their pussies too. If they donā€™t seem to care to see them? Especially not random dick pics? Try on that itā€™s because thatā€™s because cocks are meant to feel good, not look good.

Reblogging for @teaztressā€˜s ā€œthe places it can take youā€ addition.