Posts Tagged ‘forearm pics not dick pics’
Just a reminder that not wanting a dick pics isn’t the same as not wanting a dick.
Paradox: Guys who don’t send dick pics get asked for dick. Guys who do send them don’t get dick!
I’d say “it’s a great mystery” except… well… it’s not a mystery at all, is it? 🤷♂️
How To Send The Ultimate Dick Pick
1. Have a dick
2. Get naked
3. Take picture
4. Using editing applications, perform the following edits: adjust brightness +33%, adjust exposure -25%, warmth -10%, increase sharpness 50%, use focus and vignettes to highlight, give it a Durango filter at 20%, and export.
5. Locate the pic in your photo album
6. Hit the trash 🗑 icon. There is no such thing as the ultimate dick pick, or even a good one. Did you really think there was?
7. Find something else to take a picture of and share.
JD
… unless they asked to see it, obviously. But do remember that even then it’s not a “dick pic” it’s a solicited request. Big difference.
Ok. So. About sending those unsolicited dick pics…
It’s kind of like picking your nose and eating it.
Just saying. You know you don’t make a big deal out of it but kind of sidle off when someone eats their boogers? And how you don’t say anything but you kind of check them off your list?
It’s kind of the same thing with dick pics. You’ll get a reaction but it’ll be the “not say anything but check you off their list” reaction.
You probably don’t want that.
The difference is that if someone actually likes you and gets to know you they still won’t want to see you eat your boogers. But! Once they really get to know you they’re surprisingly likely to want to see your dick. And do more than look!
Choose.
This! If she wants a dick pic she’ll take it herself!
This is the biggest misconception about women and dicks. Most women like their partners’ dicks just fine. Love them. Daydream about them. Want to put them in their mouths or pussies. Maybe even want to have and keep pictures of them too!
But “my partner’s dick” probably isn’t the same thing as “your dick,” is it? Hmm… roughly 2,000,000,000 straight, adult women in the world… only one you… even if you’re poly as hell you’re unlikely to have more than 500 partners so… ok, at best there’s still at best a 1/40,000,000 chance a random woman is going to be happy to see your dick.
Even though she likely adores her partner’s dick.
“Doesn’t want to see your dick pic” ≠ “doesn’t like dicks.”
Forearm pics when your cold graduates from needing tissues to tablecloths to blow your nose.
Ok, just pillowcases but still! 😂
Reminds me of a quote about nudity from the Seinfeld series: :)
Elaine: “The female body is a work of art. The male body is utilitarian. It’s for gettin’ around. It’s like a Jeep.”
It may not look good but oh the places it can take you…….
How to (not) look at dick pics
I don’t think it’s just because I’m a heterosexual man Thai I don’t think cocks are as pretty or interesting as pussies.
I think instead it’s cause cocks are meant to feel good inside someone, not look good outside them?
You’ve probably noticed most heterosexual women really do love cocks… love them in their hands, in their mouths, in their pussies too. If they don’t seem to care to see them? Especially not random dick pics? Try on that it’s because that’s because cocks are meant to feel good, not look good.
Reblogging for @teaztress‘s “the places it can take you” addition.
How to (not) look at dick pics
I don’t think it’s just because I’m a heterosexual man that I don’t think cocks are as pretty or interesting as pussies.
I think instead it’s cause cocks are meant to feel good inside someone, not look good outside them.
You’ve probably noticed most heterosexual women really do love cocks… love them in their hands, in their mouths, in their pussies too. If they don’t seem to care to see them? Especially not random dick pics? Try on that it’s because that’s because cocks are meant to feel good, not look good.
