teaztress:

Reminds me of a quote about nudity from the Seinfeld series:   :)

Elaine: “The female body is a work of art. The male body is utilitarian. It’s for gettin’ around. It’s like a Jeep.”

It may not look good but oh the places it can take you…….

oldenoughtobeyourfather:

How to (not) look at dick pics

I don’t think it’s just because I’m a heterosexual man Thai I don’t think cocks are as pretty or interesting as pussies.

I think instead it’s cause cocks are meant to feel good inside someone, not look good outside them?

You’ve probably noticed most heterosexual women really do love cocks… love them in their hands, in their mouths, in their pussies too. If they don’t seem to care to see them? Especially not random dick pics? Try on that it’s because that’s because cocks are meant to feel good, not look good.

Reblogging for @teaztress‘s “the places it can take you” addition.