Posts Tagged ‘forearm pics not dick pics’
Looks like the first arctic express is heading for the northwestern US so it’s going to be a furry Forearm Friday this week! What happens when you get chilly, butterbiscuit? Need warming up?
I hope you don’t mind but I’ve screenshotted your “alternative potential photos as opposed to dick picks” post (with your username and everything) to show people in my local Kink community. It’s gotten nothing but glowing reviews as being classically sexy, a great example of demonstrating masculinity without being sexually aggressive, and not inappropriate. It’s also helped smack some sense into some of our young men 😜
Oh my gosh, thanks for your kind words. I promise I don’t mind! I mean, honestly, there are really only maybe five or six big things us guys do that seem to really give us bad reputations online (yeah, there are plenty of other little things) but sending dick pics is… like… the most preventable!
I mean. Just speaking for myself, I’ve had so many awesome conversations with people via DM over the years, some of which have turned into real dates in real places. Pretty sure every one of those would have ground to a halt if I’d replied to the first DM with a dick pic.
If you’re comfortable sending me a link I’d love to see it. If you worry it would out you or others you know I’ll completely understand – anonymity is pretty important.
Thanks again for letting me know. I appreciate it so much. Thank you.
via reddit.com
Just kings being kings
If you ever wondered why men send dick pics!
It’s remarkable how important it is to have male approval of their dick size. And no, I don’t know why though it seems to be the same with women stressing about other women’s approval of boob size.
And it’s part of why men never seem reassured by women’s reassurances, or women of men’s assurances. A woman saying “size doesn’t matter” only makes it worse. Same as a man saying “it’s about shape not size.”
Guys don’t want to send dick picks to male authority figures for fear of seeming “gay,” but they’re basically never going to get the approval they crave from women. So they just keep sending and sending and sending them.
Sorry about that.
Hey would u like to rate my cock?^^
I would like nothing more than to never ever ever do that in my entire life.
it’s probably not a good dick if he needs validation for it from strangers online
And it’s definitely not attached to a good man if he needs dick validation from strangers online.
Perhaps it’s all just a misunderstanding and he is a budding poultry breeder who wants to show off his prized rooster.
omg 😂😂
There are only two reasons in the world to want someone to “rate your cock.”
1) You’re legitimately anxious about it (male dick anxiety is extraordinarily high, based not on women’s preferences but on this weird-assed compulsion men have to rank each other based on dick size.)
2) You want an excuse to get women to look at your dick. And possibly to tell you it’s ok. But see #1, above. But see #1 above for a perfectly (and ironically!) non-misogynist reason why women will never be able to give a reassuring answer – straight men have anxiety about other straight men’s opinions of their dicks.
Point being that unless you really, really like seeing dicks it’s a fool’s game to offer to rate them. Well. Unless maybe you’re setup to take some sort of compensation, in which case I recommend offering to do it for $100.00. And in your terms of service putting “if you send me an unsolicited dick pic you’re implicitly agreeing to pay me $100.00 and I’ll very publically put you in collections if you don’t.)
This makes me soooo happy because…
- Politely asking
- Getting a polite answer
- “wouldn’t send it all willy nilly?!?!” 😂💕
Perfect “dad joke” in the sense that a good dad joke is the solemn acknowledgment of a possibly tense situation phrased in a way that helps soften or defuse it.
bulges are sexier than the actual dick, im sorry
Note to guys who might get the wrong impression. Here’s a handy little analogy:
Kissing is great, right? Getting that kind of blowjob where they’re pressing you against the roof of your mouth and grinding their tongue against the underside of your cock can be transcendently great, right? Tongues make it possible for our sweeties to say the naughtiest, sexy things. And just a little hint of someone’s tongue slipping between their teeth or lips when they’re excited is just plain hot.
Point being that tongues are sexy!
But!
If someone walked around with their tongue sticking out as far as they could, constantly? Or if they sent you dental-quality closeups of nothing but their tongues?
It’s like Dimitri Martin’s famous quip about the difference between a lover saying “yes, yes, YES!” during sex and them saying “yep, yup, yep, yup.”
We like our partners’ tongues when they’re in their mouths. Or maybe when they’re in ours. We like them in the context of their face! Dicks are like that too. Sexier to think about, and to feel, than to, you know, look at.
Some of you are looking at her cute little butt. Quite a few more of you are looking at his strong hands and forearms instead. Which do you think is sexier, thimblespin?
Close your eyes for a moment and let’s share a daydream, ok?
Imagine yourself in a man’s warm, well-appointed room, kneeling on the cushion you noticed in front of his chair when he brough you home. Imagine him calmly and clearly explaining what he intends to do with, for, and to you. Each time he curtly but courteously asks “do you have any questions?” and “Is that acceptable to you?”
Imagine how you might have more questions at first. Imagine as you grow comfortable simply say “yes, that’s acceptable. Imagine that the best you can manage after his final question is a weak, breathy “uh-huh!”
Imagine his strong, clean, well-tended hand reaching for you. Caressing your cheek with the backs of his fingers. Imagine him looking deep into your eyes as he brushes his thumb across your lower lip and whispers “then we’ll begin.”
Imagine his hand on your face… his fingers curled under your chin… his thumb parting your lips… and answer truthfully: has this daydream made you a little wet?
And yet Tumblr’s algorithms see nothing wrong with this photo, does it?
Funny isn’t it?
not to be nsfw but mens hands are weirdly attractive
For all Tumblr obsesses about enforcing modesty and it’s ban on “female-presenting nipples,” more of pleasure in the world is given by hands than by any of the naughty bits we occasionally get to rub together. And even during intercourse with partners a fingertip or two are usually essential for half the orgasms, aren’t they?
We have a tendency to take for granted that which is common and available. All women have one pussy, and all men have one dick… but almost all of us have two hands, don’t we?
And yet we’re never told to cover our hands lest others blush or get the wrong idea about an experienced man’s strong, sensitive hands finding your tenderest places and drawing tiny circles with his fingertips till you blush and quiver like a marionette, are we?
Heh. Always gotta feel sorry for the partners of the men (and it’s mostly men) who demanded Tumblr add nanny-net algorithms for banning women in body suits… but not men unbuttoning their shirtsleeves.