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phoneus:

*holding clipboard* hm…. *kisses your cheek* interestning… *writes down results on clipboard but the results are a drawing of us holding hands*

We’ll need to keep you overnight for more testing.

But not testing to failure, chopstick. Testing for success.

It’s not what you see that’s hot. It’s what you know, isn’t it? Shall we dance?

We shall.

Tumblr won’t let me show what I really want to do, skeeterbite, so here’s a G-rated (ahahah!) re-creation.

Oh wait! No. Would you like me to do this first!

You ever get that feeling where your strong, skillful hands just ache for something to use them on? You? No? Have any aches that strong, skillful hands might help?