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phoneus:

*holding clipboard* hm…. *kisses your cheek* interestning… *writes down results on clipboard but the results are a drawing of us holding hands*

We’ll need to keep you overnight for more testing.

But not testing to failure, chopstick. Testing for success.

shikigami-haku:

I wanna talk to you all night long

Shall we dance?

You got me, fuzzybug. I got you too.

Tumblr seriously doesn’t get the difference between “porn” and “intensely erotic,” does it?  If they did they’d filter this and not bother with all the joylessly bored, stunt-fucking “porn star” antics.