bulges are sexier than the actual dick, im sorry
Note to guys who might get the wrong impression. Here’s a handy little analogy:
Kissing is great, right? Getting that kind of blowjob where they’re pressing you against the roof of your mouth and grinding their tongue against the underside of your cock can be transcendently great, right? Tongues make it possible for our sweeties to say the naughtiest, sexy things. And just a little hint of someone’s tongue slipping between their teeth or lips when they’re excited is just plain hot.
Point being that tongues are sexy!
But!
If someone walked around with their tongue sticking out as far as they could, constantly? Or if they sent you dental-quality closeups of nothing but their tongues?
It’s like Dimitri Martin’s famous quip about the difference between a lover saying “yes, yes, YES!” during sex and them saying “yep, yup, yep, yup.”
We like our partners’ tongues when they’re in their mouths. Or maybe when they’re in ours. We like them in the context of their face! Dicks are like that too. Sexier to think about, and to feel, than to, you know, look at.
