So important to remember that “Dad jokes,” like D/Lg kinks, are about attitude and outlook rather than gender or chromosomes.

Music to your rears? 😂

takeitlikeagoodgirl:

Where am I supposed to post videos like this after tonight and say that they said “Daddy” so many times I’m feeling light-headed?

Like I wasn’t going to repost this!  Because OMG Kate McKinnon’s pulls off adorable like nobody else.

(Also, rather pointed illustration that not all Daddies are Daddy Doms! 😂😂😂)

jokez:

im in a dd/dd relationship and we just fucking whip our bed with our belts every night before passing out 

Sweet Daddy humor!

Also a fun reminder that the D and S in D/S are separate kinks. I’ve known a couple s/S couples. Never heard of a D/D couple but why not.

babyitaliano:

lettuce-queen-is-valid:

babyitaliano:

lettuce-queen-is-valid:

ilovecalc2:

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

Men will see a mouse and eat it

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

Ahahahah! Not all men eat mice! We’re MiceGuys™ 😂