This! Don’t look now but look what Alan Turing did while sucking dick!
Alan Mathison Turing OBE FRS (/ˈtjʊərɪŋ/; 23 June 1912 – 7 June 1954) was an English mathematician, computer scientist, logician, cryptanalyst, philosopher and theoretical biologist.[5] Turing was highly influential in the development of theoretical computer science, providing a formalisation of the concepts of algorithm and computation with the Turing machine, which can be considered a model of a general-purpose computer.[6][7][8] Turing is widely considered to be the father of theoretical computer science and artificial intelligence.[9] Despite these accomplishments, he was never fully recognised in his home country during his lifetime, due to his homosexuality, which was then a crime in the UK.
During the Second World War, Turing worked for the Government Code and Cypher School (GC&CS) at Bletchley Park, Britain’s codebreaking centre that produced Ultra intelligence. For a time he led Hut 8, the section that was responsible for German naval cryptanalysis. Here, he devised a number of techniques for speeding the breaking of German ciphers, including improvements to the pre-war Polish bombe method, an electromechanical machine that could find settings for the Enigma machine.
Turing played a pivotal role in cracking intercepted coded messages that enabled the Allies to defeat the Nazis in many crucial engagements, including the Battle of the Atlantic, and in so doing helped win the war.[10][11]Counterfactual history is difficult with respect to the effect Ultra intelligence had on the length of the war,[12] but at the upper end it has been estimated that this work shortened the war in Europe by more than two years and saved over 14 million lives.[10]
After the war, Turing worked at the National Physical Laboratory, where he designed the Automatic Computing Engine, which was one of the first designs for a stored-program computer. In 1948, Turing joined Max Newman’s Computing Machine Laboratory at the Victoria University of Manchester, where he helped develop the Manchester computers[13] and became interested in mathematical biology. He wrote a paper on the chemical basis of morphogenesis[1] and predicted oscillating chemical reactions such as the Belousov–Zhabotinsky reaction, first observed in the 1960s.
So in other words you can make major contributions to abstract mathematics, foundational computer theory, computer engineering, and chemistry…
And still suck dick.
And the only thing you have to worry about is a bunch of throwback sex-hating, homophobic and/or misogynistic fuckwads who don’t like the idea of you sucking dicks.
Never forget: a “slut” is someone who enjoys sex that other people don’t think they should enjoy, with people other people don’t think they should be having sex with, and having sex more often than other people think they should.
Big hats off to Alan Turing, who among other things would have landed several Nobel Prizes if he hadn’t been hounded literally to death. And whether you’re a man or woman or genderqueer, a giant fuck you to anyone who says you can’t be intelligent, successful, and sexual.
