Daddy kink
Except instead of spanking you he wears Crocs, cargo shorts and a phone clipped to his belt and and when you ask him to buy you something he says âdo you think Iâm made of moneyâ and everytime you tell him youâre horny he goes âHI HORNY IâM DADâ
Iâm not gonna lie, some of this might do it for me.
No to the Crocs â this former real dad would wear Tevas or Keens. And whatâs the point of clipping your phone if youâve got $&@#%^ cargo shorts? (Werenât you forgetting the Eddie Bauer Hawaii-style shirt in subdued colors?)
Otherwise purchase negotiations would include âdo you know how many ice creams you could buy with that much money, though your success ratio wouldnât be zero (especially for small things you really wanted and needed or if they were treats I wanted to get too.)
And hell yes, âHi Horny, Iâm Dad) though Iâd already have you in my lap, big strong hands on your hips, encouraging you to grind on my thigh or, a bit later, against my cock as it strained inside my lamentably capacious cargo shorts…
While I whispered âwhoâs Daddyâs best girl in the whole world?â
Because of course in my duffy old Daddy âlingerieâ or not, you really are and always will be!
Câmere, teacup.