By age 17 I’d already long-since concluded this was why girls my age weren’t into boys my age.

As I grew older? Ditto! Because some men never learn. And some women never tell them.

Sex is done when

1. Someone knocks on the bedroom door
2. The sun comes up and you both need to go to work/class
3. The two-minute bell rings and you have to go back to your corners
4. The utility company shuts off the water and gas
5. The energy death of the universe

Or maybe…

1. Both of you agree you’re sexually satisfied, by your own definition of “satisfaction”
2. One of you says “I need to stop,” what can I do to help you finish?

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