Maybe Iām an old man but goddamn, these vampires with blood dripping down their chinsāthatās your food!! THATāS YOUR FOOD!!Ā Close!! Your!! Mouth!! You think some asshole slobbering chicken noodle soup or yogurt or clam chowder all down themselves would be sexy??? What makes you any different, you sticky-stained slackjawed screwball??? Close your mouth!! Use a napkin!! And for godssakes stop looking so smug, like,Ā āOooo, Iām a creature of the night look at what sustains meā yeah uh huh a fucking lack of basic hygiene is what Iām seeing and it is not impressive!! At all!! My nephews are three years old and they drool less than you do!! Youāre how many centuries old?!?! ACT LIKE IT
FINALLY!!!Ā Someone came right out and said what needs to be said!Ā Goddamn lions got a whole mouth full of teeth and make less of a mess!
[Grumble, grumble, teeth all hanging out like that, grumble, needs to go see an orthodontist!]
