I don’t understand part of your ask response yesterday, you said a guy who enjoys anal play isnt gay?
That is correct. Because thereâs this lovely thing called the prostate, or as I like to call it, Natureâs Little Pleasure Walnut. Think of it as the male âG Spot.â Smart girls know that if their guyâs ardor is flagging, all they have to do is hit that sucker and heâll be popping a boner a 19 year old would envy.Â
`Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!! JUST FUCKING STOP WITH THE âMAKES YOU GAYâ THING!!!
True facts from the 20th Century (and beyond!)
- Wanting a blowjob means youâre gay
- Wanting to fuck your girlfriendâs ass means youâre gay
- Fucking a woman from behind means youâre gay
- Eating pussy means youâre gay
- Being submissive means youâre gay
- Washing your own butt means youâre gay!
- Touching your wifeâs purse makes you gay!
- Mormon church documents allege that masturbation makes you gay
- Floride in water makes you gay
- Smoking weed makes you gay
- Having a tattoo makes you gay
- Joining the navy makes you gay
- Rainbow Doritos makes children gay
- TSA patdowns at airports make you gay
- Going to public school makes you gay
- Watching Teletubbies or Spongebob makes you gay
- Reading Harry Potter makes you gay
- The president of Bolivia says eating chicken makes you gay
- Ramen noodles and infant formula make you gay
- Taking MDMA/Esctacy makes you gay
- Juice boxes make you gay
- Doing housework means youâre gay (if youâre a man)
- Being skinny means youâre gay
- Not working out means youâre gay, and also…
- Joining the YMCA means youâre gay
- Liking taller, bigger, older, or smarter women means youâre gay
- Shaving your face means youâre gay
- Not knowing how to drive means youâre gay
- And last but not least, according to an Islamic televangelist from India, socializing with women makes you gay, and SO DOES HAVING SEX WITH TOO MANY WOMEN!
So sure! Why the hell not? If liking sex with women means youâre gay then, sure, liking it when a woman plays with your ass is gay! Gay as hell!
What! Ever!
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