– cute little stuff you bought or got as a present and you wanna brag about it
– nice words, nice thoughts. nice manners
– ur dogs and cats please
things you cannot submit:
– gifs and pics with detailed description of âwhat youâd do to meâ shockingly i donât care
– anything where you refer yourself as my daddy especially in third person.
– your dick. i will kill you i swear to god.
Ok. So.
You run across who blogs about D/Lg or DD/Lg (or any other kink, or just plain old vanilla) sex and sexuality. Maybe they post really hot captions that get you right where you live. Maybe they post naked selfies doing exactly what you want to do with, for, or to someone in real life. Maybe theyâre even your idea of total, sex-on-a-stick, letâs-scare-the-horses, dick-hardening or pussy-drenching gorgeous!
And oh look, their Ask box is open! Or maybe their DMs!
And they said something about loving hot, rough blowjobs and you want a hot, rough blowjob! Or they post about wishing they had a Daddy whoâd put them to bed and then fuck them while theyâre asleep and you havenât just always wanted to do that you want to do it right now!
So you whip out your phone, thumb the camera icon, whip out your dick, and snap a picture that you feel demonstrates your level of urgency… and youâve been jacking off and your fantasies have been getting progressively twistier and darker so you mention what youâd like to do next and…
And then like a goddamn idiot you send it to them!
And guess what? Theyâre sitting there eating dinner or showing their kid or their dad how to play a game…
Or hell, theyâre just sitting there feeling Little and Small but not even a tiny bit sexual at the moment and…
And there your little bit of gristle pops up with a typo-laden case history that would make Dr. Kinsey want to cross their legs.
Guess how thatâs going to land, champ?
Guess how happy theyâre going to be about responding after theyâve explained to their boss that, no, really theyâll delete the app so it wonât happen again, please donât fire me I really need this job?
Bottom line: Someone can be A Little but not your Little! You might be A Daddy but that doesnât make you their Daddy.
Even tougher? Somebody might have just spread herself so wide you can see her tonsils, and write that sheâs legitimately dying to choke on A dick… and still not want to choke on your dick!
Even worse?
Buzz, youâre not even the first dude whoâs sent her the same message in the last 20 minutes.
And thatâs the tragedy (for real!) of being hot in a public venue like Tumblr: one person posts something and 100,000 people can see it and want to do possibly very lovely things with… that… one person!
Even if they were totally game, nobody wants to pull a train with 10,000 boxcars. KnowhutImean, man?
Look. I know. When youâre yanking or rubbing away and you just need that little something to get you over the top it might not occur to you that the person (itâs a person!) youâre about to send your anatomy sample to is a person!
And so it might be a little tough to just go ahead, finish, wipe yourself down, and then send a message saying something likeÂ
âHi, i really appreciated your last post. It was pretty exciting and meant a lot to me. Just wanted to say thanks.â
And then, maybe a few days later saying âI see you also post a lot of puppy photos, have you seen this one of the really cute puppy who just runs to their owner instead of doing the obstacle course like the others were trained to do?â
And just generally remembering that not only are they a real person, youâre a real person too!
People arenât their kinks. Kinky relationships are still relationships. If you must send your anatomy send forearm or hand pics, not dick pics.
Yeah, they might live all the way across the world from you. But you know what? If youâre more than a dick to them they might be more than a cold shoulder to you!
Even better? Do you have any idea how many perfectly marvelous, sexy, and thoroughly wild women quit posting or never start because they get barraged with unsolicited dick pics and invitations to receive rectal tears? Just one would be too many but, buddy, itâs literally millions!
Donât make it a million and one!
If someone says âno dick pics or Iâll block you?â Donât send them a goddamn dick pic, mâkay?
Just donât.
P.S. If youâre a blogger and you still get that kind of shit from tweezers who canât read? Youâve got my permission to just block the owl whiz out of the pencil-peckered sons of bitches.
In case anyone believes itâs really about âprotecting unborn lifeâ and not about forced pregnancy and just generally treating women like shit?
And what of eggs fertilized in labs? If abortions are outlawed in cases of âknownâ pregnancy â as early as a fertilized egg, according to Chambliss â should fertilized eggs that have yet to be transferred to a womanâs uterus have legal protections?
The Republican state senator revealed his real argument: The bill does not address all potential children, but rather womenâs bodies.
âThe egg in the lab doesnât apply,â Chambliss said. âItâs not in a woman. Sheâs not pregnant.â
Emphasis mine.  âItâs not in a womanâ then it doesnât âapply.â
Do I like abortion? Not particularly – I think itâs an unfortunate combination of irresponsible men and contraception thatâs not safe, effective, affordable, easy to use, and available. If men are responsible and not ignorant, irresponsible, women-hating, low-impulse-control assholes like this Alabama Republican toolbag then abortions are almost entirely avoidable… and thatâs why I had not one but two vasectomies, with two very planned, very much wanted children in between.
Unplanned fertility is for weak, skulking, irresponsible, uneducated, selfish, cowardly, selfish misogynistic men. And Republicans, but why repeat myself?
By Thomas Oldenough | May 13, 2019 | Comments Off on That was pretty hostile!
Well that was pretty hostile! Anyone else in the D/Lg / Cg/L community been getting harassing messages from this @barn-burner character?
Iâm sure it would be embarrassing to answer questions from the Justice Department but all things considered, including maybe 15-20% of my posts here, itâs unlikely theyâd do more than that.
Tbh if they really had my contact info they could have called the local police they get pretty aggressive about child abuse and rightly so.
But really, D/Lg is a kink that consenting adults get into. You kind of have to be adults or itâs not a kink itâs, you know, criminal.
But just like people who play with handcuffs donât really want to do kidnapping for real, and just like people who dress up in leather pants and French Maid outfits donât really want to be pirates, D/Lg kinksters donât want to be underaged and sure as hell donât want to be related. Because eww.
But this sort of thing goes both ways. Pretty sure itâs a federal crime to threaten or stalk people online. And it certainly violates even Tumblr @staff policy as terms of service. So Iâm gonna report then.
If theyâve harassed you you should report them too. Well unless you really do engage in child abuse or incest, in which case Iâd report you myself.
Ahah ah! Iâd have reblogged this in a heartbeat anyway. But that the stupid fuckers and their racist-loving, nipple-fearing algorithms flagged it for content? Omg, that makes reblogging it mandatory.
By Thomas Oldenough | December 1, 2018 | Comments Off on For the anon with her dom being raped.. yes, anyone can be raped. I feel as though your first thought shouldn’t be whether or not he got off to it. It should be trying to figure out if he is okay. Support him and help him through this. He was crying, which you said never happens. Clearly he needs someone there for him at this time, care for your daddy. Be with him every step of the way. Talk to him, hug him.
I think that most of the confusion that the anon had was as to if it was or wasnât rape. Even the victim was confused and thought it was cheating that he had done. The main point of contention for both of them seems to be that he âgot offâ during the assault. Itâs a common myth in our society that men âcanât be rapedâ or âif his dick is hard it isnât rape.â
The measure of if something is rape or sexual assault is quite easy. Was conscious consent given? If the answer is no, if it was given under duress, or if it was given but then revoked, then it is rape or sexual assault. Period. Full stop.
I definitely encourage the original anonâs Daddy to talk to a rape counsellor or therapist.
Oh my fucking god!!! Itâs the goddamn 21st Century! Nobody should be acting like a goddamn Edwardian constable about this!
Look. The #1 gaslighting technique for serial predators against men is âyouâre hard so you want this.â Itâs devastating and effective. #2 is âyou came so you must have enjoyed it.â
Just. Get. Over. That!
It tears women up that they get mechanically aroused when theyâre assaulted, and that they sometimes have reflex âorgasmsâ too. Thatâs better known but also better understand by untrained support people.
Real, properly trained sexual assault counselor do understand the same phenomenon in men who are recovering from rape. And theyâre trained to render proper support, guidance, and care as well.
And oh hell yes, ANYONE can be raped. Even big, strong men. And the perpetrators donât even have to be bigger and stronger.
Gee, itâs the same way as for women and children like that too, isnât it? Because itâs not always like they show it on TeeVee or (dear god) in porn. In fact, itâs rarely like that. And hint, that doesnât make it better, that makes it worse for the targets.
Rape, real, non-consensual, criminal sexual assault, whether physically or âmerelyâ emotionally violent, is serious as arterial bleeding and as damaging as sepsis.
The anonâs lover, companion, and friend needs support, not second-guessing. Heâll be doing plenty of that, possibility for the rest of his life. Please help him walk or run for real care. Same as youâd offer anyone else.
Comments Off on For the anon with her dom being raped.. yes, anyone can be raped. I feel as though your first thought shouldn’t be whether or not he got off to it. It should be trying to figure out if he is okay. Support him and help him through this. He was crying, which you said never happens. Clearly he needs someone there for him at this time, care for your daddy. Be with him every step of the way. Talk to him, hug him.
If it is what it sounds like it is, thatâs going to be a NO.
Cervical dilation and âpenetrationâ is a medical procedure done in a procedure room with a sterile field.
Letâs take a look at what exactly is youâre contemplating âpenetratingâ
A normal, healthy cervix where Iâve helpfully circled the external ostium.
âPenetrationâ requires dilation â just like in labor before giving birth, or for the placement of an IUD.
Letâs look at just what weâre talking, size wise
And, the narrow lumen usually thins (effacement) to allow for widening the passage during labor, so youâll need to adjust for that to avoid damaging the cervix by ripping it in whatever it is your thinking up.
And youâll need to think about dilation of the internal ostium as well.
The overall length of the average nonpregnancy cervix is 4 to 5 cm.
Kinda not sexy and scary, huh?
So Iâm guessing you donât actually mean dilation and penetration.
Iâm guessing what you actually mean is cervical stimulation.
Iâm also guessing Cosmo kinda got this startedâŚ
Itâs your cervix. If you wanna play with it, go right ahead! But be careful and very clean, short nails are a must or youâre gonna regret it.
I hope Iâve solved the mysteryâŚ
As usual, language and shared definition is everything!!!
WTF this again? It was briefly a thing in the early 20th Century driven by newly-housebound women of the emerging upper-middle class for âmedicalâ reasons, and in the 1960s and 1970s a few âsexual revolutionâ figureheads and porn stars bragged about getting it done as well.
Quick clue: The cervix and uterus arenât at the âendâ of the vagina. And during arousal (admittedly this is not a sure thing) the uterus actually pulls up and out of the way. Consequently, unless maybe somebodyâs dick has a 90-degree bend in the middle, âopening the wombâ isnât going to make more room for his hypothetical dick. Just putting that out there.
I just did a bit of Googling to try and see where the latest version of this asinine idea came from. Found the answer.  Care to guess?Â
Clipped the relevant reply debunkers on a subreddit aptly called Bad Womenâs Anatomy.
Important question: Has anybody who reads hentai ever been in the same building with a woman, let alone had sex with a woman?
[update: aaaannndddd I have fallen down the rabbit hole that is badwomensanatomy. They curate and debunk some astonishingly shit-stupid notions, from fundamentalism to hentai.]
Oh my fucking god! Carrying your children is the best feeling in the world!
Also, if Piers Morgan is so all fucking manly, letâs see if he can do canonical âmanlyâ things like saddle, ride, unsaddle, curry, and feed a horse. If he canât then he should shut the fuck up about what other men do.
Because hereâs a little clue: Daniel Craig is a man. Therefore everything he does is manly. Same goes for Peewee Herman, RuPaul, and Piers fucking Morgan. Everything they do is manly too. Because theyâre men.
Chris Evans nailed it: âmasculinityâ works by editing and limiting… amputating the full range of what men can do.
Also. Anybody Dad-shaming another man can go to hell. Jesus!
And finally, if one really wanted to play the petty Morgan style dick one might wonder what business somebody named âPiers Stefan Pughe-Morganâ has calling out anybody elseâs masculinity. Overcompensating much, Steffie Pughe?
I canât quite put my finger on it but it seems like thereâs a difference between the way mainstream âBDSMâ porn represents tops who are men and tops who are women.
Surely it doesnât represent how seriously mainstream âBDSMâ porn (and their mostly-male customers?) take women tops.
Ironically both the man and the woman are wearing traditional low-status servantsâ clothing. Odd that the manâs wearing 21st Century janitorâs clothing while the womanâs wearing 19th Century sexworker clothes.
In real life Iâve noticed that both male and female tops wear more… ordinary clothes if they wear clothes at all.
Just going to put it out there that on top of doing a really shitty job of representing real BDSM, mainstream âBDSMâ porn also does a really shitty job of representing the real dignity of tops. Women or men!
By Thomas Oldenough | September 22, 2018 | Comments Off on I don’t understand part of your ask response yesterday, you said a guy who enjoys anal play isnt gay?
That is correct. Because thereâs this lovely thing called the prostate, or as I like to call it, Natureâs Little Pleasure Walnut. Think of it as the male âG Spot.â Smart girls know that if their guyâs ardor is flagging, all they have to do is hit that sucker and heâll be popping a boner a 19 year old would envy.Â
`Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!! JUST FUCKING STOP WITH THE âMAKES YOU GAYâ THING!!!
True facts from the 20th Century (and beyond!)
Wanting a blowjob means youâre gay
Wanting to fuck your girlfriendâs ass means youâre gay
Fucking a woman from behind means youâre gay
Eating pussy means youâre gay
Being submissive means youâre gay
Washing your own butt means youâre gay!
Touching your wifeâs purse makes you gay!
Mormon church documents allege that masturbation makes you gay
Floride in water makes you gay
Smoking weed makes you gay
Having a tattoo makes you gay
Joining the navy makes you gay
Rainbow Doritos makes children gay
TSA patdowns at airports make you gay
Going to public school makes you gay
Watching Teletubbies or Spongebob makes you gay
Reading Harry Potter makes you gay
The president of Bolivia says eating chicken makes you gay
Ramen noodles and infant formula make you gay
Taking MDMA/Esctacy makes you gay
Juice boxes make you gay
Doing housework means youâre gay (if youâre a man)
Being skinny means youâre gay
Not working out means youâre gay, and also…
Joining the YMCA means youâre gay
Liking taller, bigger, older, or smarter women means youâre gay
Shaving your face means youâre gay
Not knowing how to drive means youâre gay
And last but not least, according to an Islamic televangelist from India, socializing with women makes you gay, and SO DOES HAVING SEX WITH TOO MANY WOMEN!
So sure! Why the hell not? If liking sex with women means youâre gay then, sure, liking it when a woman plays with your ass is gay! Gay as hell!
