meantolittlegirlsagain:

ddumblewh0re:

Everyone should take notes :)

Reblogging for those who don’t know how to eat a girl right. Do everyone a favour and learn!

Note that none of this looks like that frantic pencil-eraser-in-a-high-stakes-exam tongue business you see in porn.

Rule #5 is “don’t do it like the do it in porn.” But especially don’t eat your sweetie like they do it in porn, ok?

Not saying experience = expertise. But trust me at least hat much.