cherishedproperty:

funnyreclaimed:

Seems like a normal way to spend a Tuesday?

Which reminds me.  For all the fascination with anal, and claims that it’s orgasmic, isn’t it funny that more hetero men aren’t into getting pegged?  Or at least wearing butt plugs?

I mean, it really is pretty much the same anatomy, same muscles, same nerve endings, same neural pathways to the brain.  

Don’t get me wrong.  Quite a few women don’t enjoy it either.  Nor do something approaching a majority of gay men.  

But some very definitely and emphatically do.  Enough that it’s probably more of a general phenomenon that a gendered one, hmmm?

As bad luck would have it I’ve got a pretty numb butt.  So putting things in it doesn’t hurt the way it’s so-often represented in porn, but it doesn’t feel particularly good the way it’s represented in porn either.  

But at least I gave it a good hetero college try with a hetero-partner-approved toy.

So anyway I can completely understand why a lot of people aren’t particularly into it.  But I also can’t understand why more aren’t into it.

Hmm, I wonder if it’s because so many hetero men thing butt sex with their hetero partners would make them Teh Gay.

Can’t be that, of course, because it would be just as “gay” to want to stick your dick in your girlfriend’s butt, right?  Right?

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So here it is on an actual Tuesday night and there are probably a lot more people (who think they’re kinky) who could have something in their butts wondering how they got there on a Tuesday night.

Don’t let silly-assed (heh) stereotypes get in the way of things you might enjoy if you tried it.

(Though don’t worry, chances are that like most people, straight and gay, you probably wouldn’t enjoy something in your butt.)