Pro tip from an older, experienced gentleman for low-information, zero-experience boys: Thereâs generally a pussy between a girlâs legs.  And a butthole.  And maybe a little butt-crack lint if youâve been wearing flannel pajamas.  And thatâs about it. No butterflies. No secrets. Just a little anatomy.
Not to be a grumpy Daddy or anything but anyone who imagines your only âsecretsâ are between your legs theyâve got a pretty goddamn low opinion of you, donât they?
Look. Itâs ok to like assholes with shitty opinions. Or to be attracted to them. Or even to prefer them over everyone else. Lots of people do!
But you donât have to listen to them, you donât have to respect them, and you sure as hell donât have to believe them.
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