One of the most difficult things about being a good Daddy is continuing to pretend I’m totally oblivious when you want attention. Well. More than want. And more that attention too.
But it’s just so much fun idly patting your head and saying “trying to get comfy, doodlebug?” And “goodness you’re a wiggle worm aren’t you?” And “do you need to go potty?” Or “do you need more room on the bed? I can move over.”
And oh it’s adorable watching you blush when I say, all mild and seemingly clueless, “use your words, I don’t understand.”
But ohhh ain’t you wet when I finally “understand “ and say “oh do you need to hump Daddy’s thigh while I rub your little butt, popcorn?”
By which time it’s one of the most difficulthardest things for me too. 😈
