Maybe it’s because I’m allergic to real cats and dogs that I always feel extra affectionate during pet play
Sigh!
I really am allergic to most animals.
I really do miss petting and playing with them, even though they made my eyes, sinuses, and lungs turn to glue.
I really, really do make up for it when someone’s in the mood to be a kittycat.
Cause you’re nothing to sneeze at, poptop!