what is your dirtiest sexual fantasy?

“What is your dirtiest sexual fantasy? — An anonymous Ask

My answer’s a little funny because some of my dirtiest sexual fantasies… ok, really more just my favorite ones… involve playing roleplaying games in a shower or bathtub.  There are just so many great D/Lg games you can play when you’ve got lots of warm water, soap, shampoo, towels, hairbrushes, bath sponges, bath toys, no-slip bars, sturdy shower curtains or shower heads, shower wands…

Sigh!

Ugh, it would take forever to make a whole list, wouldn’t it?  But just a few of them might be

  • “Daddy, can’t you see I’m in the bathtub?” and “Honey, what are you doing in here, Daddy’s taking a bath!”
  • Just playing together in a tub when the bubbles are two feet (60cm) deep
  • Washing each other’s hair
  • Washing each other’s naughty bits
  • Wrestling or trying to play CNC games while totally slippery with soap and water
  • Exhibitionism/voyeurism peekaboo play with bubbles
  • Scary shower-curtain “jump scares.”
  • All kinds of butt play cause cleanup is so easy
  • “You’re too Little to take a bath by yourself…”
  • “How did you get so messy, let’s get you into the tub right now…”
  • Bondage games with curtain rods or the shower head
  • Teasing or actually pleasing with shower wands
  • Letting you straddle and grind the slippery side of the tub…
  • Possibly with me straddling the side of the tub right behind you

Just… lots of lovely, dirty things two (or, I guess, more) people can do together in a tub or shower, huh?  So getting clean is one of my favorite dirty fantasies.

What about you?