Because pretty much everybody likes fucking, unless you’re doing it wrong…

You ever get tired of women in porn acting like dicks have splinters in them?

Maybe I’m doing something wrong but usually if a partner and I are fucking and she looks uncomfortable it’s because I’m doing something wrong.

It’s never just because we’re fucking. Pretty much everybody likes fucking.

Unless you’re doing it wrong.

So WTF all the porn tropes like it’s turning her inside out?

Every single representation of a woman looking unhappy is a representation of a man who’s 100% incompetent. Not 90% incompetent, cause women are people and people are surprisingly resilient, especially if they’re even remotely horny.

So. Not men who are 90% inept, incompetent, thumb-fingered twits. Men who are 100% boneheads who couldn’t pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were in the heel.

Don’t know why anyone thinks that’s sexy. But I’m guessing “shitty male lover” is the internet’s #1 unheralded fetish.

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