Idly curious if myths about ghosts at the foot of the bed aren’t inspired by

loveslonelychildren:

aqua-regia009:

By Byam Shaw
Illustration for Tales from Boccaccio (1899)

goodnight D.

Idly curious if myths about ghosts at the foot of the bed aren’t inspired by nighttime erections under the sheets


Because I gotta admit I’ve woken up with erections in the middle of the night and
 well, it’s not spooky to me because when you’ve got one you kind of
 um
 know.

What do you think?

Dying to know where all the creative pet names in your posts come from! Some of them are precious but some of them are outright HILARIOUS but somehow still affectionate?

They come from somewhere in my Daddy genes.  I never did anything of the sort till I became a father.  Now my kids are long-since off to college and
 well
 now I’m a Daddy they’ve come back doubled and redoubled.

I don’t censor myself too much.  Because sometimes what comes out is “stinkycheeks” or “turnipnose” or “pugwhistle.”  But only sometimes.  Usually not.

They’re never, ever anything but affectionate though.  Thistledown or boogerbutt it comes from wherever hugs, kisses, and soft cheek caresses live inside me.