Forget “doggie style, how about Wolf style instead?

Speaking of wolves…

I’ve probably mentioned that I hate the term “doggie style.” Or “doggie position .”

It was coined by people who didn’t approve. So of all the mammals that mount from behind they choke the one who’s compulsive fucking style is the least easy to respect.

Fuck that.

I might call you “puppy” sometimes, kittycat, but I’ll never fuck you “doggie” style.

Let’s fuck like wolves!