There’s room for two, isn’t there? Ooh, wouldn’t those big cushiony arms feel good on the backs of your knees? And if you were bent over the back it wouldn’t bruise your little hipbones a bit, would it? And wouldn’t the soft leather look and smell wonderful when your face was pushed into the cushions?
Not that I’d ever do anything like that! Of course not! But if you were allll snuggled up in my lap I’m sure neither of us would be… wondering… thinking… daydreaming about such things, would we, tigerstripe?
