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Missionary
âMissionary is so boring.â
âGet creative!â
âMissionary is so vanilla.â
Yeah, well, all I can say in response to that is when Iâm on my back with my hands tied behind me, when he has one hand around the back of my neck and one hand around my waist, when my feet are hanging off the bed so I canât get any leverage, when the most active thing I can do is clench around his cock while he is using me hard and extracting every ounce of everything i have just to pleasure himself until he collapses in a satisfied heap, spent but still with energy to kiss me deeply and look into my eyes and tell me that he hopes this was a good reminder that Iâm his?
Iâll take that any day.
D/s is a mindset, not a position.
OMG, missionary is sooooo D/S! Never forget that the same Victorians who came up with pretty much all our modern tropes about BDSM are the same ones who cooked up âmissionaryâ sex.
I mean if youâre in the middle of vanilla bed death and only do rear-entry, or only do fellatio and cunnilingus after the Colbert monologue itâs not like youâre suddenly inspired and creative, right? So itâs not the position thatâs the problem, right?
Meanwhile the goddamn âmissionariesâ invented the position specifically for orgasm denial! Â
Meanwhile what, exactly, could be less dominating than a 220 pound man pinning his 110 or 160 or 180 pound partner under him, his legs keeping her from being able to close her knees, his weight on her body, his cock finding its way inside her and driving her relentlessly into the mattress while she desperately tries to grind her clit up against him for a little contact… while she hears his animal breathing against her neck and shoulders and in his hoarse breath and low curses whispering in her ear as he uses her body like a rag doll?
For instance. đ¤ˇââď¸
Just saying that if youâre bored youâre probably boring.
Also, not to put too fine a point on it but do you actually even know what vanilla is?
Itâs an orchid! An epiphyte! Itâs native to gorgeous tropical islands. Thereâs an obvious reason why Georgia OâKeefe painted one. Its flavor enhances everything from chocolate to bourbon to bacon to creme brulee! If you use it right it tastes goddamn wonderful!
Again, if youâre bored you might just be boring.