What Tumblr has reduced us to, as if by almost any normal measure this wasn’t even more perverted.

holyfuckdakota:

Improvise freely.

An older, experienced Daddy understands how tired you get of only being able to pretend. Or having to do it all yourself.

Perhaps someday, pumpkin, we’ll meet and I’ll be able do it for you, won’t I? Would you like that?

Want to say “not sure which of us was more surprised…”

But you wouldn’t be surprised at all, would you, thistledown?

You don’t thing both of these are part of it then you don’t know everything about D/Lg…